#tw: unreality

[theatsthetic]

Jesus Flesh. A short story.

[skylessknights]

GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“It funny because for many years people thought Goncharov was the main antagonist of the film, after all, he’s the one everyone’s out to get, right? But it seems people are starting to understand that in actual fact, it is time that is the main adversary in this story. There’s never enough of it and that torments a lot of characters, especially Goncharov, because he’s fighting so desperately to find his place in a world that is so keen on keeping him ostracized.”

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[powerfulblob]

Just so frustrated that tumblr’s rolling out more unreality-triggering features: as if they didn’t already learn from the Y2K event…

How do they think that. A GIANT FUCKING CLOWN ON THE DASHBOARD THAT, WHEN CLICKED ON, MAKES THE BACKGROUND TURN TO A BUNCH OF WANTED POSTERS WITH EYES LOOKING AT YOU??? AND THEY SAY THINGS LIKE well find you OR SOME SHIT???

Why would they think that this DOESN’T trigger at least five types of—-

Fuck. Sorry if this post made no sense, just bristling right now.

Anyway: stay safe out there… a full list of the potential triggers with the new site update are:

Clowns

Eye contact

Unreality

Paranoia

Delusions

Violence

Let me know if I missed any.

Again, stay safe. And fuck Tumblr’s staff.

Edit: Adding some of the things I’ve reblogged and also suggestions (thanks @nimona-antifa for the suggestions, and @everlastingrandom for pointing that scopophobia’s another potential trigger)

Body horror

Gore

Scopophobia

Horror

Another edit: Thanks to @gwydionmisha for pointing out that the jump scares are harmful for people with:

anxiety

heart conditions

other related conditions

Another edit: FUCKING YEAH IT’S GONE but there’s still a widget at the corner of the screen with the buggy pirates’ logo, which looks like a clown pirate flag. So still be careful if you’re on desktop. Looking forward to when they take down the full thing.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I 'woke up' with glass in my bed, then I 'woke up' with glass in my bed, then I 'woke up' with glass in my bed, then I woke up for real and there wasn't glass in my bed but I had kicked my duvet all the way off it (and still ended up checking that there wasn't any glass in the bed).

[wordfather]

'destiel is the biggest queerbait in history' waaah waaah im a little baby waaaah <- thats what you sound like. obviously you've never watched goncharov

[schizospec-culture-is]

schizo spec culture is having memory issues and having people take advantage of that to constantly tell you that you remember something incorrectly, and say that their idea of what happened is exactly right every single time and when you bring it up all they do is say that you do the same thing when you don't

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[milimeters-morales]

the new spider-man game will allow miles and peter to reach through the screen, flip you off, and tell you to go fuck yourself each time you get them killed

[jasontoddsguns]

Friends be like, “look at this old family heirloom I found,” and then pull out a wholeass cursed tome. Like. I was expecting a nice quilt.

[litwtc-apocalypse-diaries]

day 1 (april 11th):

ate pizza. best part of the day. hope i will be able to do it soon. drank water. heard i wont be able to do that again. shame. i really like water!! watched the world end. very entertaining. played two trucks for my friends. they all hate me now. all around, 10/10 day! wonderful start to the end.

[skylessknights]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: REBORN (dir. Catherine Hardwicke)

Many years after their confrontation with the Volturi, Bella and Edward have become extremely overprotective when it comes to their daughter, Renesmee, who is half human and half vampire. But their indecisive parenting has only pushed them farther away from each other and in doing so isolated Renesmee from both worlds that she wishes to be a part of.

Out of fear of, Edward takes his family to different states; only staying for more than five years in order to avoid suspicion from the locals. But when Renesmee’s untamed thirst for blood and wild instincts causes an incident at her newest school she is forced to return to her parents’ small town of Forks in order to ensure her safety. 

Amid the tumult, Renesmee seeks absolution and freedom, but her journey of self reflection sends her to La Push where the Quileute shape-shifters dwell. As she spends more time with the pack she is dragged into a power play between brothers and a hierarchical shift that could end the treaty between vampires and werewolves. 

⤷ I also made a Netflix edit based on this idea, feel free to check it out here

[accidentalslayer]

[sincerelynotyours]

Is this thing up? I suppose it is, since I can see all the other... blogs.

Hello, I am Bryan. This is test number 781, whoever - whatever you are, nice to meet you.

[cosmerelists]

Help the Shadesmar Tourism Board Choose a New Slogan!

Citizens of the Cosmere--or wherever else this message has ended up--we of the Shadesmar Tourism Board (Roshar branch) need YOUR help!

We are trying to increase tourism to the lovely and unique realm of Shadesmar. Which of the following slogans do you think will be most effective in accomplishing this goal?

Please help us by choosing YOUR favorite!

[schizospec-culture-is]

schizospec culture is sleeping for only 2-4 hours because you need to protect the house. From what? You don't know, but it's out to get you

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[ace-culture-is]

ace culture is not having a tumblr. that's right, I totally didn't submit this on tumblr. you're not seeing this on tumblr. I don't have a tumblr, and neither do you